"I saw the best mind of my generation run down the by the drunken taxi-cab of absolute reality"
-Pilot
"Think of it as a Kardashian. What it lacks in refinement, it makes up for in cargo space."
-On Guard
"And you're not a strawberry blonde with a penchant for Voltaire. I guess we're both disappointed."
-Under the Radar
"Widows fall into two categories; the bereaved and the relieved."
-Parting Shots
"Yippie kay yay, mother f-."
"Welcome to the party pal!"
-Vital Signs
Peter Burke: "Where did you come from? " Mozzie: "Forty-five years ago an enigma gave a paradox a very special hug."
-Compromising Positions